Archive for October, 2012

UNCOMMON MANIFESTATIONS OF COMMON DISORDERS

October 24, 2012

A 28 year-old woman comes to the hospital with significant left-sided abdominal pain, and the imaging study is read as showing a small left-sided inflammatory process felt to be diverticulitis, despite no diverticulae being seen.  No comment was made about the appendix. Diverticulitis with perforation in the large bowel may occur in the young, but it is an older person’s disease.  As a former clinician, I would be bothered about that diagnosis.

But, four days later, the patient was better.  A repeat study was performed just to be certain nothing was awry.

Something was.

The patient now had an abscess in her left side of the abdomen, and there was inflammation throughout the peritoneum.  This time, a different radiologist looked at the scan in a different plane.  There are 3 anatomical planes for viewing: sagittal, coronal, and  transverse.  In the coronal plane, it was clear that the appendix had ruptured.  In the sagittal plane, where the prior reading had been made, the appendix wasn’t visible.  Radiologists don’t always look at all the planes.   They get paid by numbers of cases reviewed, just like most physicians, and there is a lot of pressure to take care of many patients.  Before you say this is wrong, remember that many people complain of emergency department waits.  If a radiologist takes a lot of time to read a scan, people wait.

But the appendix is on the right side of the abdomen.  What gives?

I have a book from my late father-in-law called “The Early Diagnosis of the Acute Abdomen,” by Sir Zachary Cope, the 8th edition, written in 1940.  It should be required reading for every medical student.  The appendix is attached to the cecum, and the cecum is on one side of the iliocecal valve, leading from the ilium to the large bowel.  The first radiological report did not mention the cecum.  This was a major oversight.  Unless the cecum is identified, the appendix cannot be identified, either.  If those two cannot be seen, appendicitis as a cause of the problem cannot be excluded.  In a young person with significant abdominal pain, appendicitis is always a consideration until proven otherwise.  When I was a shipboard doctor, I had read Cope’s book 5 times, because diagnosing appendicitis meant either an operation on board (I did two, one by myself) or an expensive Mede-vac, with a helicopter landing on the small flight deck of a ship.  I’ve done that many times, and it requires skilled pilots.

The cecum can be not only in the right side of the abdomen, but in the middle or other parts.  The appendix, therefore, can be anywhere in the lower abdomen, the pelvis, in the middle, and even in the right upper abdomen, mimicking gall bladder disease, should it be retrocecal, or behind the cecum.  The appendix can irritate the bladder, mimicking urinary infection.  If the appendix is pelvic, ruptures, and forms an abscess, the abscess will move up the left side of the abdomen, the path of least resistance, exactly what happened here.  Two of the best medical adages are: first, uncommon manifestations of common disorders are more likely to occur than common manifestations of uncommon disorders; second, when you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.

The woman will be operated upon and should survive, but she will have extensive scarring in her abdomen, which will likely lead to future bowel obstructions and multiple operations.  If she has children and needs a C-section, it will be a very difficult procedure, since bowel may adhere to the uterus and perforate during surgery.  She would have had future problems had she been diagnosed promptly, but not nearly to the extent that she is likely to have now.

It just isn’t the fault of the radiologist, however.  Where were the clinicians?  Why would a clinician accept diverticulitis in a 28 year-old with no other diverticula being visible? Why was there no statement why this could not be appendicitis?  Such a statement would show that the clinician had at least thought of the diagnosis.

I made a lot of mistakes in practice, but any time I was bothered by a diagnosis, I either kept looking at the patient or asked a colleague what he or she thought.  I also wrote a provisional diagnosis on my reports for X-Rays, not just “headache” or “abdominal pain.”  I wrote, headache, slight left sided weakness, glioma a possibility,” or “abdominal pain, left-sided, high white count.”  The radiologists loved having the information I provided them, and I got better reports, too.

I recently learned from a pathologist the astounding fact that with the advent of imaging procedures that supposedly allow us to look inside the body without surgery, that autopsies, the few that are done, show NO CHANGES, repeat, NO CHANGES in the pathology that was MISSED by the clinician and the radiologist during life.  This is scary.  It means that our assumption that we know what is going on with a patient on the basis of an imaging test may not be correct

This is the second time I have discussed a major problem with appendicitis in a young person.  The first patient died.  This person walled off the abscess, which the body used to do fairly successfully, in the days before good diagnosis and good surgery.  My grandfather had unoperated appendicitis and survived.  It can happen, and it did in 1940.

I would like to think in 2012 that we might be a little better.  I’m not really so sure we are.  And that bothers me as much as a diagnosis that doesn’t make sense.  It makes me worry and think, “What else could be going on?”

There is one other adage we would do well to remember, the most basic rule of all:  “Listen to the patient.  She is trying to tell you what is wrong with her.”

DOUBLE STANDARD FOR WOMEN….AND A SCARY LOOK TO THE FUTURE.

October 14, 2012

While substitute teaching recently, I saw a large poster on the classroom wall showing 4 famous women mathematicians.  Two in particular struck me as interesting.

One was Grace Murray Hopper, a Navy programmer until she retired at 60.  She was so important that the Navy recalled her to active duty 4 months later, and she retired for good at 80, the oldest officer serving on active duty in the armed forces and the first woman admiral.  She was instrumental behind the development of COBOL.

Amalie Noether, a German, received her Ph.D. in 1907, but prejudice against women kept her from anything other than volunteer jobs until 1929.  She taught in Germany for 4 years as a full professor, until the Nazis came to power, when she emigrated to the US, taught at Bryn Mawr and worked nearby at the Institute of Advanced Studies at Princeton.

She died in 1935, and 22 years’ of skills were lost to the world due to prejudice against women.  Today’s Germany is far different; I know two physicists whose work is unbelievably good.  I was asked by one to check the English in her Ph.D. thesis.  Imagine, writing a Ph.D. thesis in a second language.  I’ve had a lot of math, but ich war im Kindergarten mit der Mathematik. I received a picture of the X-Ray Telescope she is helping build that will be launched from Baikonur in 2014 to L2, the second (of 5) LaGrangian Point, where the Earth’s gravity equals the Sun’s.

Here in the US, women may flip the ratio of men:women in science and math.  I like seeing a lot of women in these fields; as a past boy, I wonder what’s happened to the guys.  Hopefully, they will return; perhaps the President’s initiative to hire 99,999 math and science teachers (he said 100,000; I will work for free), may help.  We lost too many mathematicians to Wall Street, where some modeled the housing market with the incredibly stupid assumption that prices would never fall.  I once bought into the notion that the stock market always goes up, until I realized we had about 70 years of data.  We have a lot longer and better climate data saying the Earth is warming, but I don’t hear these same people saying the Earth will always get hotter, even as the Arctic ice pack this year shrank far below previous records, worse than experts predicted.  Oh, yes, that appears to have an effect on the jet stream’s waves, which affect ridges and troughs, high and low pressure.  I wonder if the 112th Congress knows that.  I doubt many; one on the House Science Committee believes women’s bodies can fight off “legitimate rape”; another thinks the Earth is 4000 years old.

I don’t worry that we will require women to teach without pay.  No, we will only forbid them to choose how to deal with their bodies.  Make no doubt about it.  The US is well on its way to making abortion illegal, including for rape or incest, which even Saudi Arabia allows, although like prohibition, it won’t be eliminated.  There are coat hangers and now Mexican drugs, which are given by non-licensed people, that will abort but desperate women who take these may bleed to death.

But that’s God’s will, right?  By the way, if you happen to believe that, what happens to the guy who made the woman pregnant?  Was he just “sowing wild oats” and the woman promiscuous?  Just curious, because there seems to be a double standard.  Wouldn’t it be nice if we had DNA testing to find the father?  Maybe, we could give him a choice:  support the baby equally or have him wear a large “F” around his head, for “I fathered a child out of wedlock.”  It could stand for another word, too, the 21st century version of The Scarlet Letter.

What particularly disturbs me, in addition to the lack of care of the unwanted child that is ignored by the far right, many of whom want to dismantle Medicaid (“block grants” sounds better than dismantle, don’t they?), is the assault on birth control, which prevents many unwanted pregnancies and therefore abortions.  I saw this coming, with attacks on Planned Parenthood.  Funding for PP, should Romney get elected, would be removed, and other services, like STD testing, curtailed.    The Church is against birth control, but did nothing about pedophilia for years.  It’s too bad boys can’t get pregnant.  I also find it interesting that the late Strom Thurmond, a racist senator from South Carolina, had a child by a black woman.  Wow, I can be hypocritical, but if hypocrisy were track and field, these guys would be Usain Bolt.

Perhaps I will be wrong.  On the other hand, five readings of The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and studying the Challenger disaster taught me that small problems may become catastrophic if nobody speaks up.

Mankind is capable of unspeakable horror:  the Holocaust, Srebrinca, Katyn Forest, Rwanda, My Lai, stoning, and Maharashtra (a state in India, where an unwritable-by-me horror was committed upon a pregnant woman, and the perpetrators were not punished).

When a country is coming closer to banning abortion even in the case of rape or incest, what is the next step, forbidding women to have certain careers?  Oh, one says, this won’t happen.  Really?  Why not?  In 1925, Hitler wrote Mein Kampf.  Eight years later, he was Chancellor.

To me, the ultimate irony would be for women and others emigrating from the US to countries where their skills would be welcomed, and their bodies respected.  Think that is impossible?  Then you probably believe the stock market always rises, people don’t need regulation, we should be on the gold standard, the climate is just fine, and that many countries are as strict on abortion as is the Republican platform.  There are only 5: Malta, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Nicaragua, and Chile.

THE WAR OF 1812

October 6, 2012

A friend of mine in Bosnia, whom I help learn English, has a 16 year-old daughter who is an exchange student at a high school in southern Illinois.

Her daughter got the best grade in her class on an essay about the War of 1812.  She knew that part of American history better than her American classmates.  They would not be expected to know much about Bosnia, although I was shocked at two of the questions they asked the young woman, when she arrived at the school:

  1. Did you come here by train?
  2. Do you take showers?

I often say there are no dumb questions, except asking one that was just answered.  Questions reveal a great deal about the one who asks them, and the above two questions revealed a shocking lack of education or curiosity.  Personally, I would have asked, “What is it like to live in Bosnia?” or “What languages do you speak?”

I don’t expect most Americans to be able to accurately find Bosnia on a map, although the 1984 Winter Olympics were held in its capital, Sarajevo, and there was an horrifically devastating war and genocide there in the early 1990s.  Considering that the US was part of ending that war (the Dayton Accords), it was at the time the first instance where air power alone was able to end a war, that is something worth knowing.

Instead, we have a large number of people who can’t find important countries on a map, countries where geography determines history, and history determines behavior.

Indeed, at a time when many Muslims in the world do not like America, to put it mildly, it would not hurt to remind them that we were helpful in ending the genocide against Muslims in Bosnia.  The mother and her daughter are Muslims, and the former has taught me a great deal about Islam.  She is one of best, purest, nicest people I know, who lives her religion.

She taught me that “Balkans” is a word that means “blood and honey,”  probably one of the best descriptors of the region.  This area will likely explode again.  There is no Tito, no Yugoslavia, now Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia/Herzegovina, Kosovo, Montenegro, Slovenia, and Macedonia.  I tell many of my European friends that one thing many Americans cannot understand is why Europeans appear to lean towards dividing into smaller groups.  We now have Moldova and Romania.  The USSR was divided into 14 different countries. People in Dagestan are Russian, but they call themselves from Dagestan.  (It’s west of the Caspian Sea.)

I often have discussions with my wife about what American students ought to know, and she says, probably correctly, that I am too strict.

But, given student loans and credit cards, students ought to know something about debt.  They ought to know the Rule of 72, which says that the doubling time of debt is 72 divided by the interest rate in %  (not decimal).  Debt at 8% interest doubles in 9 years (72/8); at 24% in 3 years (72/24).  That is why credit card debt is so deadly.  Yes, and students ought to be able to quickly convert decimals to percentages and vice versa.  I am not asking that students be able to derive the Rule of 72, which is P=Po[(exp(rt)], which is [P/Po]=exp (rt), and since P=2Po, we have 2=exp (rt), ln 2=rt  and t = ln2/rate (decimal).  ln2=0.693) so if I multiply numerator and denominator by 100, I get 69.3=t .  Seventy-two is a much easier number to deal with than 69, so we use that.  I do expect knowledge that 1/4=25%  and 0.62 is 62%.  Yes, really.

I think American students ought to know the difference between a billion and a trillion.  Politicians discuss money figures of this magnitude frequently.  There ought to be a simpler way to explain, and perhaps this would be a good debate question to ask politicians, along with the age of the Earth. The Earth has existed more than a trillion days, assuming, of course, we are teaching that the earth is 4.5 billion years old.  A billion is the number of seconds old we are in our early 30s.  A million is the number of miles the Space Station travels in about 2 days, 40 trips around the Earth, the number of miles a busy driver will drive in a lifetime.

I think American students ought to be able to name nearly all the states without looking at a map.  I think they should be know Canada is our biggest trading partner, and that it and Mexico border the US.  I think they should be able to name most of the original 13 colonies, know when the Declaration of Independence was signed, and the Constitution ratified.  I think at least half of the Bill of Rights should be known, at least 3 Supreme Court justices, and the last 5 presidents.

We should require more writing, more research projects, more math and science.  Students ought to understand the basic concepts of statistics, such as means, variance and the concept of error.  They might then recognize the chance they could be wrong.  Music and art should be studied, care of animals, the mistreatment of which is a red flag for sociopathy.  The students ought to periodically go outside for exercise and learn about the plants, water, and sky.  They should spend one evening under a clear sky and see the Moon and stars.  They should learn at least one foreign language, and if they already know one, to learn another.

Students should be taught that being unique and being special are not the same.  One is given, the other has to be earned.  Wow, we have a lot to do in a short time.

Fortunately, we have a lot of retirees who could help, and it would be great for them and great for the schools, too. The War of 1812 is not particularly difficult to understand.  It’s not like when it happened is a mystery.